The HansonHater Legion..
Ahaa! I told you I would fix it! Now I'm able to edit it anytime I want too! Yahoo! Ok..ok enough of drama class.. I've had alotta people join the Legion since I couldn't edit it and they're listed below so you know who are TrUe 2 Da Game Anti-Hansonites! SOme of these are funny reasons!
I'm proud to announce that TC1428 has become the 2nd Commander or Vice-Leader(whatever ya want to call it) and has given me alotta of ideas to piss the Hansonites off! We can crash their Hanson chats, punt them off, and send their email addresses to other Anti-Hanson Sites! If you're a member and would like to contribute ideas to our Legion then email them to me!
I'm looking for other members to take certain ranks so just help with the idea thing or think of something:C3
The HansonHater Legion Members
"As the leader of this legion I guess I should give the best reason. Hanson(shudder) uuuhh, that name doesn't even deserve to start with a capital H. Hanson, the best girl scouts in town!"
"Hanson, the new Marcia, Jan, and Cindy of the Brady sequel."
"Hanson's lyrics don't mean anything, i mean what the hell does mmmbop mean anyways? And it seems like in that song theyre obsessed with "when you get old and start losin your hair" That might actually do them good...they LOOK LIKE GIRLS!!!! (which by the way, is an insult to all of the femmes out there) Shoot, they're an insult to the music industry and to mankind itself."
"Hey Hanson sucks really bad and I agree with you 100%. They have NO talent."
"They suck. They look like girls. They suck. They have no talent. They suck. They sound like girls.... Did I mention they SUCK."
"Ok, here's my reason:
they suck. They're feminine little boys with tits that sound and look like girls."
"Hanson are total fruitcakes. Everyone who likes them are most likely either High on crack or almost as fruityas they are. And the girls who like them must be a little gay themselves seeing that Hanson are pretty much the male equivalent of the spicegirls...two words for all you retarded Hanson fans...Hanson suck!!!!!for anyone stupid enough to listen to those freaks."
"THEY BLOW BIG DONKEY NUTS."
"Hanson sucks what more can I say."
"Kill burn torch poke sharp things into tear apart hanson."
"Do they even HAVE a preference. We all know they can play for shit but what the fuck are they."
"Taylor and MMMBop??"
"Hanson is too jacked up."
"Hanson Sucks!.....Hansonites are evil!
"I REALLY HATE HANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to join your club! hanson SUCKS 100%!!!! i TOATLLY agree with the hansonHaters club they dont deserve a capital H so i don't give it to them!!! I burned my cd anyone that likes hanson doesnt have taste in music!!!!"
"Hanson shall pay for their crymes against humanity. that cryme? Obvoisly NOISE POLUTION!!!!! I SAY WE TAKE THEM AND AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL THEY LOUSY FEEBLE MINDED FANS AND RELATIVES AND END THEIR PETTY WERTHLESS EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE ONLY LIKED BECAUSE SOME BELIEVE THEY ARE CUTE!!!! WHAT KIND OF REASON IS THAT?!? THEIR MUSIC SHPULD BE BANNED IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WERLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MUSIC TO ME IS CALLED JUSTIFYABLE HOMOCYDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY THINK THEY ARE SO DAMN POPULAR? NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hanson tried to MMMBop my dawgs! Hanson should be the mascot for an area of here in Sacramento called Lavender Heights, which is full of transvestites & other Boy-or-Girl?s... They need to be spayed & neutered to prevent them from breeding. Do we really want another accident like New Kids On The Pipe or Backstreet Grrls?"
"Hanson totally sucks! They're girls trying to hide it!"
"Eversince Hanson started hopping around singing MMMBop I have been their enemy. my niece loves them and that added fuel to the fire I would like to murder them and hold their heads high on MTV and I guarantee the whold world would be better off. enough said."
"I HATE GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE GIRLS! DIE HANSON!"
"WTF? Where the hell do I type this shit? Um.....Hanson Sucks....is that good enough? OK... Hanson sucks eggs...no, wait....they're too good for eggs...they suck...battery acid...HAHA!! yea....battery acid...anyway, go to my site...its not anti-hanson, but it's worth your time (those of you who have a lot of time on their hands...."
"hanson sucks! i've seen to many lives lost to thare music. my own girlfriend is now a hanson fan. HANSON MUST BE STOPED!"
"I beleve that they are like Vanilla Ice.. just a buncha posers struttin around like they can get any female they want but in reality only get the manish ones."
"This is an orginazation against rap and other music that sucks!"
Hey, so far these our are members to join... all you have to do is fill out this form and you'll be on it in minutes.
** OK first of all I've had emails saying they sent me their reasons well, I don't have them... so to be on the safe side, instead of filling out the form, just send me all the info in a email to me. Send it to me, Skdivgrl07 ***
And your email and reason will be on here too. So go ahead and fill it out and send it in right now. Join the HansonHater Legion...
You're the person to check out the club!